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Bilbo - Why does everyone I'm shipped with die? by caycowa Bilbo - Why does everyone I'm shipped with die? by caycowa
It's time for my favourite game, "Choose your own damn artist's comments" Yaaay!

:bulletblue: It's O.K Bilbo, all of John Watson's wives died too.

:bulletblue: "Mysteriously"

:bulletblue: Just wait til you get home and discover your relatives have declared you dead and are auctioning off your shit.

:bulletblue: At least that ring you got is some pretty badass bling. And it isn't possessed by unholy evil that bring you, your nephew and all of his friends nothing but pain. Not in the first edition anyway.

:bulletblue: But you didn't bang Gollum and that's all that matters.

:bulletblue: You banged Gollum, didn't you? That's not good. He seems like the possessive-type.

:bulletblue: Chin up, you got to ride in a barrel. And you only threw up twice.

:bulletblue: And for your consolation prize, all the dragon loot your little Hobbit arms can carry!

:bulletblue: But hey, you made it there and back again. And that's what counts.

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Tumblr Reblog - That and the best-selling tell-all memoir you'll be writing.
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:iconpixalysparkelz:
Pixalysparkelz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Cuz every one dies eventually 
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:icon5ninjacat:
5NinjaCat Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014
I love this art xD Your artist's comments only made it better 
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014
Aww thanks so much. :) 
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:icon5ninjacat:
5NinjaCat Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014
You're welcome! :3
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:iconallena-frost-walker:
Allena-Frost-Walker Featured By Owner May 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
At least there is one thats barely shipped, Thranduil all the way!
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner May 7, 2014
:lol: That would make him Legolas' step dad. 
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:iconallena-frost-walker:
Allena-Frost-Walker Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep!
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:iconvernondursley:
vernondursley Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013
at least you have Bofur.
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013
Let's hope Bofur approves. 
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:iconold-marcie1234:
Old-Marcie1234 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014
:iconbofurplz:: I approve, lad.
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014
:D 
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:iconcatrionamalfoy:
CatrionaMalfoy Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I think he was more happy about being declared Elf-friend then he was about the treasure, with the exception of Sting and the mithril shirt.
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013
That's true. More value in that then all the other treasures. :nod: 
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:iconatsyrc:
Atsyrc Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
He's got a really good point. :iconmenmatearplz: poor bilbo...but hey at least we can make the characters not die that's what shippers do...most of the time. (though they will die in the movie)
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013
True that. That's what so great about being a fan, we get to enjoy the creators original and then play with the characters after. 
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:iconatsyrc:
Atsyrc Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know! It's so awesome XD
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:icondaydreamingduma:
DaydreamingDuma Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You're still alive in LOTR, Bilbo...and you make it alllll the way to the Undying Lands with Frodo and Gandalf.
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
Yeah but then he turns into a screamer. 
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:icondaydreamingduma:
DaydreamingDuma Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Very true.
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:iconmostrandomecrapever:
MostRandomeCrapEver Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
Omg so sad :( poor little Bilbo
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:iconmimi-sardinia:
Mimi-Sardinia Featured By Owner May 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Bofur doesn't.

Though I admit I prefer him with Thorin.

I just think he gets to go to Valinor and gets to be with them again there (probably after he eventually dies himself, but still!)
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:iconrentavi:
rentavi Featured By Owner May 23, 2013
*hugs Bilbo*
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:iconroveya:
Roveya Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
XD I don't know Bilbo...-cries- I DON'T KNOW ; - ; ..
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:iconcandyassgoth:
CandyassGoth Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't forget Sherly. Bilbo can unleash Gollum on his ass when he announces he's not really dead XD
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:iconreadysteadydude:
Readysteadydude Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i'ts okay bilbo, try to get shipped with the dragon :meow:
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:icon15sjens:
15sjens Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
What is he trying to say exactly?
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013
That everyone he's shipped with dies, well the more popular ones anyway. Does that clear it up?
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:icongabs6:
gabs6 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013  Student General Artist
D'AAW THAT IS ADORIBLE
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
Thanks. :)
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:icongabs6:
gabs6 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Student General Artist
:iconwelcomeplz:
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:iconpandeimos:
pandeimos Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013
because tolkien is a bastard who killed off all the shippable dwarves.
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
I shouldn't laugh. I really shouldn't.
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:iconharrylee94:
harrylee94 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hey, what about Bofur? I'm prtty sure HE doesn't die.

:P I just like being awkward.
Go against the flow man!
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013
Eventually he will.
Haha technicality.
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:iconharrylee94:
harrylee94 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm pretty sure it won't be until the Ring war at least though...
And everyone dies! Why isn't everyone else moping? :P
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
Their beards hide their tears.
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:iconharrylee94:
harrylee94 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yes... #sobs#
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:iconphantomgal12:
Phantomgal12 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
s'okay bilbo, *hugs* I've always wanted to do that
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
Hugs make great pain-killers. Emotional pain-killers.
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:iconsapphireshelle91:
SapphireShelle91 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
Chocks on water as she reads "Choose your own damn artist's comments"
Can I give Bilbo a hug?
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
:D
Sure can.
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:iconsapphireshelle91:
SapphireShelle91 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
YAY! And while I'm at it, I might go and hunt down Mr John Watson while I'm at it. I think he needs a hug too.
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:iconfairybubblepuppy:
FairyBubblePuppy Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Student General Artist
Quick, ship him with Voldemort.
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
:lol: That won't end well..
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:iconfairybubblepuppy:
FairyBubblePuppy Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Student General Artist
No, it won't...
...for Voldemort. :lol:
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:iconharakyome:
HaraKyome Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist
The gollum one had me spitting up my coffee XD God they're all brilliant, I can't choose a favorite.
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
Fantastic. I'm happy you liked them all so much you can't pick. :)
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:iconbabysbbum:
BabysbBUM Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Student General Artist
Nuuuuuu Donn mention it!! 8E
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
It's still coming up weather we like it or not.
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:iconbabysbbum:
BabysbBUM Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student General Artist
As much as I wish they would stick to the book better than they have.... I really hope they change those parts near the end. :/
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