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Bilbo - Why does everyone I'm shipped with die? by caycowa Bilbo - Why does everyone I'm shipped with die? by caycowa
It's time for my favourite game, "Choose your own damn artist's comments" Yaaay!

:bulletblue: It's O.K Bilbo, all of John Watson's wives died too.

:bulletblue: "Mysteriously"

:bulletblue: Just wait til you get home and discover your relatives have declared you dead and are auctioning off your shit.

:bulletblue: At least that ring you got is some pretty badass bling. And it isn't possessed by unholy evil that bring you, your nephew and all of his friends nothing but pain. Not in the first edition anyway.

:bulletblue: But you didn't bang Gollum and that's all that matters.

:bulletblue: You banged Gollum, didn't you? That's not good. He seems like the possessive-type.

:bulletblue: Chin up, you got to ride in a barrel. And you only threw up twice.

:bulletblue: And for your consolation prize, all the dragon loot your little Hobbit arms can carry!

:bulletblue: But hey, you made it there and back again. And that's what counts.

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Prints are now available on my Etsy. 

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Tumblr Reblog - That and the best-selling tell-all memoir you'll be writing.
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:icon5ninjacat:
5NinjaCat Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014
I love this art xD Your artist's comments only made it better 
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caycowa Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014
Aww thanks so much. :) 
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5NinjaCat Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014
You're welcome! :3
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Allena-Frost-Walker Featured By Owner May 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
At least there is one thats barely shipped, Thranduil all the way!
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caycowa Featured By Owner May 7, 2014
:lol: That would make him Legolas' step dad. 
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Allena-Frost-Walker Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep!
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vernondursley Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013
at least you have Bofur.
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013
Let's hope Bofur approves. 
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Old-Marcie1234 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014
:iconbofurplz:: I approve, lad.
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caycowa Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014
:D 
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