It's time for my favourite game, "Choose your own damn artist's comments" Yaaay!
It's O.K Bilbo, all of John Watson's wives died too. "Mysteriously"
Just wait til you get home and discover your relatives have declared you dead and are auctioning off your shit.
At least that ring you got is some pretty badass bling. And it isn't possessed by unholy evil that bring you, your nephew and all of his friends nothing but pain. Not in the first edition anyway.
But you didn't bang Gollum and that's all that matters.
You banged Gollum, didn't you? That's not good. He seems like the possessive-type.
Chin up, you got to ride in a barrel. And you only threw up twice.
And for your consolation prize, all the dragon loot your little Hobbit arms can carry!
But hey, you made it there and back again. And that's what counts.
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