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:iconcaycowa:
It's time for my favourite game, "Choose your own damn artist's comments" Yaaay!

:bulletblue: It's O.K Bilbo, all of John Watson's wives died too.

:bulletblue: "Mysteriously"

:bulletblue: Just wait til you get home and discover your relatives have declared you dead and are auctioning off your shit.

:bulletblue: At least that ring you got is some pretty badass bling. And it isn't possessed by unholy evil that bring you, your nephew and all of his friends nothing but pain. Not in the first edition anyway.

:bulletblue: But you didn't bang Gollum and that's all that matters.

:bulletblue: You banged Gollum, didn't you? That's not good. He seems like the possessive-type.

:bulletblue: Chin up, you got to ride in a barrel. And you only threw up twice.

:bulletblue: And for your consolation prize, all the dragon loot your little Hobbit arms can carry!

:bulletblue: But hey, you made it there and back again. And that's what counts.


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Tumblr Reblog - That and the best-selling tell-all memoir you'll be writing.
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:iconcandyassgoth:
Mood: Love ~CandyassGoth May 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Don't forget Sherly. Bilbo can unleash Gollum on his ass when he announces he's not really dead XD
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~Readysteadydude Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i'ts okay bilbo, try to get shipped with the dragon :meow:
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:icon15sjens:
What is he trying to say exactly?
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:iconcaycowa:
That everyone he's shipped with dies, well the more popular ones anyway. Does that clear it up?
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Mood: Adoration ~gabs6 Mar 23, 2013  Student General Artist
D'AAW THAT IS ADORIBLE
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~pandeimos Mar 18, 2013  New member
because tolkien is a bastard who killed off all the shippable dwarves.
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:iconcaycowa:
I shouldn't laugh. I really shouldn't.
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:iconharrylee94:
Mood: Love ~harrylee94 Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hey, what about Bofur? I'm prtty sure HE doesn't die.

:P I just like being awkward.
Go against the flow man!
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:iconcaycowa:
Eventually he will.
Haha technicality.
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