The Land Mime: closely related to the Sea Mime and Air Mime, the Land Mime is sexually attracted to automobiles, peanut butter, tourists and fire.
The wild Land Mime lives on the outskirts of most major major metropolitan areas. The Land Mine will frequently jump into oncoming traffic and attempt to stop it by inflating an imaginary bouncy-castle.
Highway Hit Points: 2 points for the Land Mine + Bonus 3 points for the hitting the bouncy-castle.
Is that......
... A Rat King?