The Doctor and The Master were best friends when they were young, that is until puberty set in...
The Master has the best facial hair, it's even said that whenever he regenerates a beard just shows up.
The Doctor on the other hand is cursed with the laziest, slowest growing hairs in the known universe, you could lock him up in room for three days later and he'll still be smooth as a baby ass. That's not to say that he can't grow a beard, he can eventually but it's a sad, depressing thing that could kill a Dakek on sight.
The Doctor Who Guide to Beards
The 'I'm the master of my facial hair and they obey me' beard Either he can make it grew in that pattern with only the power of his mind, or he spends an hour a day growing it and dyeing it. Still the best beard ever IMO.
The 'eccentric hobo' beard Pics because it did happen. Sometime in Season 6B.... I imagine he just goes feral, flips the CIA off and goes to live in a shack in the woods with his half-naked boy and pet yeti. LOL
See this is why they gave up on letting him "pick out" his next appearance not because he was stalling but because they were afraid he was looking for a beard like this.
The 'scary mall Santa' beard Long white beard, your standard cartoon shorthand for 'X amount of time later'. From 'The Leisure Hive'.
The 'it goes with the suit' beard Came with the suit too.
The 'they took my "the end is near" placard when they confiscated my shoelaces' beard
At first the signs 'Don't approach the prisoner' were there for peoples own safety, years later with no one having approached the prisoner for any reason the signs have been rendered redundant.
-------- THAT'S RIGHT I PULLED TWO OF THOSE OUT OF MY ASS AND PUT THEM IN THERE LIKE THEY BELONG! That is pretty much my mission in life.
If I missed any beards let me know. On a related note I'm working on a facial hair collage so if you know of some pictures of some of the DW actors from some of their other work or what have you let me know.
Fun fact: the actor who played the 2nd Doctor never shave when he is not working. You could tell that he hasn't been cast yet by the lenth of his beard.
If you want to see it to belive it, look up the intervue of him in it on Google or Youtube and wright in"Patrick calls Collen baker Miss Piggy>"
I laght at that and then later freack out knowing that he knew of the Muppets littuly
If you want to see it to belive it, look up the intervue of him in it on Google or Youtube and wright in"Patrick calls Collen baker Miss Piggy>"
I laght at that and then later freack out knowing that he knew of the Muppets
Wait... should I be cheering for death by laughter? Hmm sure why not.
Lucy was totally a beard.
She totally was.