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Part Two - "Having kids can only decrease the odds of our enemies killing us. Because they'll shoot them first."


I must confess, the first three parts of this was done last year, and dealt with the three kidfic cliches, pair everyone up, have them have kids and then give those kids terrible names.
And then I just never uploaded them. Until now.

I'm sure your wondering why is Coulson a baby? Did Tony and Bruce break up? Why oh why is Spider-Man in a diaper?
Well have you ever read those fanfics where everything makes sense up until it doesn't? And you get to the end of the fic and your questions haven't been answered even though the plot as been wrapped up? And that's when you find out its part of a larger series of interconnected stories.
Which is of course a work in progress.
Oh I hate when that happens.

Now it's my turn. Mwahaha!

Oh who am I kidding? This one makes no sense now and it never will. It's existence will forever haunt me and you.





Part One - "Don't we have enough personal problems?" -

Part Three -"Let's play a game. It's called 'how drunk were you when you named those kids?' "
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Tumblr Reblog - Squirrel Girl needs the money
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:iconawesome-alina:
Awesome-Alina Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Fury and Coulson have had me laughing for about 5 minutes straight now!!!
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diaperdigigirl Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
lmao at spidey's shirt "super pooper" :rofl:
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015
;p
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:icondiaperdigigirl:
diaperdigigirl Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
seems legit
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Clockblockers Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nick Fury reminds me of the Demoman from TF2...

Evil eyepatch wearing bomb exploding jerkface of a demolitionist.
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015
It's probably the eyepatch, eh? 
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:iconclockblockers:
Clockblockers Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yus.
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:iconkitty-blu:
Kitty-Blu Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Aww..Poor Coulson.
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014
Coulson just can't win. 
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:iconkitty-blu:
Kitty-Blu Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Yeah...xd
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MomotsukiNezumi Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor Bruce, that explain some of the constant anger XD

Also, Peter Parker as Spiderman stuck in a diaper is....I don't even know-

And Loki wanting a three-headed fire-breathing baby while Thor's expression is of abject "WTF? I just want a normal kid!" is great XD

Baby!Coulson and Stuck as a Dad!Fury are great (and not being adopted by Captain America...poor Phil).
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014
Poor Bruce, he's stuck with meditation. 
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Ashray Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I love them all, but Loki is the best:
Poor Thor really doesn't ask for uch! Just a healty child with one head, nothing much!
And he doesn't even get that with the smug bastard at his side!!!!
And Loki is treating the whole thing like he orders a stuffed toy: It want a black one with stripes....

And Tony.... well, we all know he's a playboy. I wouldn't be surprised if one day he simply loads the whole team in his plane, flys over to africa and simply marries them all!
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caycowa Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014
Thank you. :)
Imagine the press conference after that. 
Tony saying "I'm married to Bruce, Bruce is married to Steve, Steve is married to.. " and so on and so forth. 
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Wolfspirit2000 Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Aw..poor Brice
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014
Bruce. Yes. 
Poor Bruce. 
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:iconwolfspirit2000:
Wolfspirit2000 Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Bruce
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BloodLily16 Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Spidey in a diaper? Nice.
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner May 13, 2014
:D 
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sideshow-cellophane Featured By Owner May 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
"Super Pooper" got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. TEARS . . . . . Well done. :clap:

Poor Bruce. And reincarnated Coulson. :D
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner May 7, 2014
I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thank you. :)
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:iconsideshow-cellophane:
sideshow-cellophane Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Anytime, I love this kind of humor. :D
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XxXxZIMxXxX Featured By Owner May 2, 2014
Three head and I want this one to breath fire.
THREE HEADS AND I WANT THIS ONE TO BREATH FIRE.
My life has been made.
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner May 3, 2014
Excellent! *Mr.Burns*
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akiluvsalphonse Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014
I know why Coulson is a nanny! He's been reincarnated!
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014
Could very well be. 
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:iconcassannder:
cassannder Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014
"super pooper" makes the entire comic. Love that.
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014
:bow: Thank you, thank you. 
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ABartproductions Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Student General Artist
I love spiderman hahahahahaa
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014
Fantastic. :D 
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SarianaJ Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I only support Clintasha here, but its still so funny!
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014
Thank you. :)
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013
;p
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himegirl15 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
laughing so hard at this this is great
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013
Thanks so much. :) 
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:iconhimegirl15:
himegirl15 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
your welcome
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:iconmissmunin:
MissMunin Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013
you are great, thank you. :happybounce: 
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013
Thank you, you're welcome. 
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Haoxannaxyoh Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hahahah just one question why cant he have sex??-e.a.
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013
Because it would raise his heart rate and he'd Hulk out. 

Now of course in the movie he has control of his power and is"angry all the time" so I really don't know what that would mean for his sex life. 
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Haoxannaxyoh Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh lol i didnt know that hahhahaa omg the images in my head hahha
ewww hahhaha but here watch this www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgzh2B…
hahah-e.a.
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013
LMAO oh that's awesome. 
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:iconhaoxannaxyoh:
Haoxannaxyoh Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hahah i know right sooo funny XD-e.a.
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FieryRed-Head Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013
My favorite one is definitely Thor and Loki. There just so funny in this comic =)
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2013
Awesome. Thanks so much. :) 
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LauraNinjaOfRainbow Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I just choked on my chips.
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2013
Oh dear. No more mixing eating and internet for you. 
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LauraNinjaOfRainbow Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, I should really stop eating and browsing at the same time. It could kill me.
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VMenFangirl Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:rofl::rofl::rofl:... this is an epic win! i canīt decide wich one is the best, i love them all :iconwuvplz: their expressions are perfect :love:
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