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Domestic Avengers 2/3 by caycowa Domestic Avengers 2/3 by caycowa
Part Two - "Having kids can only decrease the odds of our enemies killing us. Because they'll shoot them first."

I must confess, the first three parts of this was done last year, and dealt with the three kidfic cliches, pair everyone up, have them have kids and then give those kids terrible names.
And then I just never uploaded them. Until now.

I'm sure your wondering why is Coulson a baby? Did Tony and Bruce break up? Why oh why is Spider-Man in a diaper?
Well have you ever read those fanfics where everything makes sense up until it doesn't? And you get to the end of the fic and your questions haven't been answered even though the plot as been wrapped up? And that's when you find out its part of a larger series of interconnected stories.
Which is of course a work in progress.
Oh I hate when that happens.

Now it's my turn. Mwahaha!

Oh who am I kidding? This one makes no sense now and it never will. It's existence will forever haunt me and you.

Part One - "Don't we have enough personal problems?" -

Part Three -"Let's play a game. It's called 'how drunk were you when you named those kids?' "
Tumblr Reblog - Squirrel Girl needs the money
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Kitty-Blu Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Aww..Poor Coulson.
caycowa Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014
Coulson just can't win. 
Kitty-Blu Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Student Digital Artist
MomotsukiNezumi Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Poor Bruce, that explain some of the constant anger XD

Also, Peter Parker as Spiderman stuck in a diaper is....I don't even know-

And Loki wanting a three-headed fire-breathing baby while Thor's expression is of abject "WTF? I just want a normal kid!" is great XD

Baby!Coulson and Stuck as a Dad!Fury are great (and not being adopted by Captain America...poor Phil).
caycowa Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014
Poor Bruce, he's stuck with meditation. 
Ashray Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I love them all, but Loki is the best:
Poor Thor really doesn't ask for uch! Just a healty child with one head, nothing much!
And he doesn't even get that with the smug bastard at his side!!!!
And Loki is treating the whole thing like he orders a stuffed toy: It want a black one with stripes....

And Tony.... well, we all know he's a playboy. I wouldn't be surprised if one day he simply loads the whole team in his plane, flys over to africa and simply marries them all!
caycowa Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014
Thank you. :)
Imagine the press conference after that. 
Tony saying "I'm married to Bruce, Bruce is married to Steve, Steve is married to.. " and so on and so forth. 
Wolfspirit2000 Featured By Owner May 31, 2014
Aw..poor Brice
caycowa Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014
Bruce. Yes. 
Poor Bruce. 
Wolfspirit2000 Featured By Owner May 31, 2014
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