Domestic Avengers 2/3

Part Two - "Having kids can only decrease the odds of our enemies killing us. Because they'll shoot them first."


I must confess, the first three parts of this was done last year, and dealt with the three kidfic cliches, pair everyone up, have them have kids and then give those kids terrible names.
And then I just never uploaded them. Until now.

I'm sure your wondering why is Coulson a baby? Did Tony and Bruce break up? Why oh why is Spider-Man in a diaper?
Well have you ever read those fanfics where everything makes sense up until it doesn't? And you get to the end of the fic and your questions haven't been answered even though the plot as been wrapped up? And that's when you find out its part of a larger series of interconnected stories.
Which is of course a work in progress.
Oh I hate when that happens.

Now it's my turn. Mwahaha!

Oh who am I kidding? This one makes no sense now and it never will. It's existence will forever haunt me and you.





Part One - "Don't we have enough personal problems?" -

Part Three -"Let's play a game. It's called 'how drunk were you when you named those kids?' "
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