Hawkeye: No no, that's err.. that's Steve's.... pet? Yes his pet. It's sacred, you can't eat it.
Captain America: BALDIE!
Thor: YOU POACHED FROM CAPTAIN AMERICA? YOU BRING SHAME TO YOURSELF AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS.
Hawkeye: I, I...
Captain America: Why Clint, why? *sobs*
Hawkeye: I... I wasn't aiming for it, it just flew in the way
Black Widow: You're still sleeping on the couch.
Tumblr reblog - "No animals were harmed in the making of this comic"
haha. Hey Thor, you're his friend
I don't imagine they taste good, and nobody wants an eagle rotting on their stoop. Blah.
OH NO BIRDY DOWN D8
......LETS BLAME LOKI!