*Royal Asgardian voice* WELL SHOT HAWKEYE, THIS BEAST WILL MAKE A GLORIOUS FEAST TONIGHTHawkeye:
No no, that's err.. that's Steve's.... pet? Yes his pet. It's sacred, you can't eat it.Captain America: BALDIE!Thor:
YOU POACHED FROM CAPTAIN AMERICA? YOU BRING SHAME TO YOURSELF AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS. Hawkeye:
I, I...Captain America:
Why Clint, why? *sobs*Hawkeye:
I... I wasn't aiming for it, it just flew in the wayBlack Widow:
You're still sleeping on the couch.
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