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Hobbit - Elf Kings' Magical Barrel Ride

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Years I ago I went tubing down a river. It was a calm river and good thing as most of my body was in it as I cling to the large inflatable donut. Rubber is slippery when wet don't you know, and my Hobbitesque frame fits nicely through it. Good times.
That is on the fun side of things to float down a river in.

On the other side as anyone familiar with Niagara Falls can tell you is barrels.
Open-barrels especially. They seem awfully top-heavy and difficult to balance in.

But that's got to be an improvement over being sealed into one and bouncing around upside down. As it turns out that's actually quite bad for Dwarf health. Who knew?

Thorin: Leaders put on brave faces.
Fili, Kili: :puke:
Bilbo: O..Ooo...Oo...
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Poor Bilbo! Someone save him!