I swear I have perfectly logical reasons for this.
Are you going to take my word on that?
Of course not.
Well for starters it's May the 4th (May the fourth be with you!) so I needed a Star Wars picture and no it would be too simple to just draw a
Star Wars picture.
I needed to get that milk joke out there.
For reasons, I needed a picture containing pony dismemberment. Shut up, I just told you, FOR REASONS!!!
But mostly because of the lines "I am your father" "No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!" cracks me up, every time. Try it some time. Do it with voices, do it in the mirror, on the bus, where ever. Work it into your every day conversations somehow.
The Dark Side commands you.
That Tumblr thing -
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Dinky: I'll never join you! You killed my mother!
Derpy Vader: No, Dinky. I AM your mother.
Dinky: That's not true! That's impossible!
Derpy Vader: And Amethyst Star is your sister!
Dinky: That's not true! That's....improbable.
Derpy Vader: And the changelings are defeated by the power of love!
Dinky: That's...very unlikely.
Derpy Vader: And as a filly, I built Sweetie-Bot!
Dinky:.....Huh?
Thank you.
"This is not how I remember this"
"Why is Vader a pony?!"
"Dammit Lucas stop fiddling with it"
Dinky Skywalker:
Iīll nevver join you!
Derpy Vader:
If you only knew the power of the Dark Side of the Horse... The Doctor never told you what happend to you mother.
Dinky Skywalker:
He told me enough! He told me that you killed her!
Derpy Vader:
No. I am you mother.
Dinky Skywalker:
No! No! Thatīs not true! Thats impossible ! ! !
Derpy Vader:
Come join me in the Dark Side. We have Cookies, Muffins and OREO. . .
Dinky Skywalker: No, you Bastards donīt have milk do dunk the OREO ! ! !
Sorry. Derpy can not be her father, but she could be her Mother.
Milky-Jokes... That perfectly works with OREO-Biscuit ^__^ (twist, lick, dunk)
Unless Derpy isn't telling the truth when she says father.