Once upon a time in a faraway realm there lived two princes; Thorpunzel whose mane shone with the rays of the sun and Loki with a mane black as night...
One day Prince Thorpunzel was trying to practice his warrior skills, swinging his hammer about, when the wind blew his hair into his eyes. He stumbled blindly to and fro all the while swinging his hammer. WHACK! He hammered his own head. The oaf.
'Damn,' said Thorpunzel to his brother. 'This will not do, this will not do at all, bring your blade over here and cut my hair back brother.'
'Oh no no, I could never. This you cannot ask of me brother.''Why ever not?'
'You'll lose your warrior skills along with your locks!' Exclaimed Loki wide-eyed.
'That won't happen.'
'Can you take the risk?'
Thorpunzel looked at ground. He could not, he concluded. His warriors skills were all he had.
'Brother you are so very wise and wonderful and oh so much more intelligent them me in every way-'
At that Thor slams the book Loki is reading from on his hooves.
'Stop. Telling. Ponies. That. Story.' hisses Thor.
'Aw but Thor dear, it is a wonderful story.' admonished Loki, 'and the children love it.'
'We do, we do!' exclaimed The Cutie Marker Crusaders. 'We're going to get our cutie marks in storytelling!'
Thor as a pony as Rapunzel from Tangled.
Disney Loki pony
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