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Other fan-tastic Avenger movie reviews.
Captain America: The First Avenger
Toby Jones, who played the Dream Lord is in there.
That's cool.
Oh look he's wearing the same costume.
AAAAHHH! NIGHTMARES FOREVER!
Pros: Best musical number Cons: Captain America doesn't punch Hitler. He punches an actor Hitler.
Bonus: DRUGS!
The Incredible Hulk 2008
We've sent a number of Agents to capture Bruce Banner. I don't think he's gonna like that, I think he's gonna get real mad.
Pros: Purple goes good with green Cons: The audience was probably drinking soda while watching this.
Bonus: FOREIGN LABOUR!
Iron Man
Turns out you don't need to have your parents be killed to become a kick-ass superhero. You just have to be taken hostage and shot.
Pros: Robert Downey Jr. Cons: Pepper Potts doesn't knee him in the crotch.
Bonus: WEAPONS!
Thor
About halfway through you're going to seriously wonder about Odin and Frigga's married life. Odin: BTW, I have this baby, Thor from my first marriage. Raise him as your own. Frigga: ....o.k *One week later* Odin: My dead Dad told me to abduct this infant, Loki. Raise him as your own. Frigga: ......alright. *One week later* Odin: I think we should have some more babies together, you know in case of Ragnarok. Frigga: Fine but we're locking those ones in the cupboard under the stairs till we need them.
Pros: LOL Thor gets run over a lot. Cons: Kids are going to fail their Norse mythology exam.
"Kids are going to fail their Norse mythology exam."
So true! Odin gave away one of his eyes for wisdom, HE DIN'T LOSE IT IN BATTLE! Loki and Odin mixed blood, NOT ADOPTIVE SON Thor has been told to have red hair, ODIN KNOWS WHY AND SO MUCH MOAR >:c
omg, PLEASE do the other movie review comics!!!!! And I totally agree with the 2 hulk origin movies- the 2002 one was Shit with a capital S, and the 2008 one doesn't have Mark Ruffalo in...... the bastardos.
Not anywhere that I'm aware of. I just would have enjoyed it if she did, what with the years (in the comics anyway) of lying to her about Iron Man's identity. Among other things.
In any event I didn't phrase that so good.
So true!
Odin gave away one of his eyes for wisdom, HE DIN'T LOSE IT IN BATTLE!
Loki and Odin mixed blood, NOT ADOPTIVE SON
Thor has been told to have red hair, ODIN KNOWS WHY
AND SO MUCH MOAR >:c