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The Avenger movie review comic yay by caycowa The Avenger movie review comic yay by caycowa
This review contains no useful information, almost like it's a joke.


Other fan-tastic Avenger movie reviews.

Captain America: The First Avenger

Toby Jones, who played the Dream Lord is in there.

That's cool.

Oh look he's wearing the same costume.

AAAAHHH! NIGHTMARES FOREVER!

Pros: Best musical number
Cons: Captain America doesn't punch Hitler. He punches an actor Hitler.

Bonus: DRUGS!

The Incredible Hulk 2008

We've sent a number of Agents to capture Bruce Banner.
I don't think he's gonna like that, I think he's gonna get real mad.

Pros: Purple goes good with green
Cons: The audience was probably drinking soda while watching this.

Bonus: FOREIGN LABOUR!

Iron Man

Turns out you don't need to have your parents be killed to become a kick-ass superhero.
You just have to be taken hostage and shot.

Pros: Robert Downey Jr.
Cons: Pepper Potts doesn't knee him in the crotch.

Bonus: WEAPONS!

Thor

About halfway through you're going to seriously wonder about Odin and Frigga's married life.
Odin: BTW, I have this baby, Thor from my first marriage. Raise him as your own.
Frigga: ....o.k
*One week later*
Odin: My dead Dad told me to abduct this infant, Loki. Raise him as your own.
Frigga: ......alright.
*One week later*
Odin: I think we should have some more babies together, you know in case of Ragnarok.
Frigga: Fine but we're locking those ones in the cupboard under the stairs till we need them.


Pros: LOL Thor gets run over a lot.
Cons: Kids are going to fail their Norse mythology exam.

Bonus: ILLEGAL ALIENS!


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:iconphantomgirl:
Why are the Hulk movies bad?

(Is TRYING to see them but has no money this month.)
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:iconcaycowa:
Their badness is mostly centred around the idea that they could have been so much better. 

(There's always the internet option, that's free.) 
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:iconcaycowa:
It's been a while to give specific examples, but overall the movie dragged on in a lot of parts. It seemed like they picked all the boring dialogue, scenes and plots they could. I enjoyed the toxic soda bits in the second film but I'm not sure if that's there for comedic purposes.... >_>
Which is just a matter of personal preference as there wasn't a single Bruce Banner or Hulk scene in The Avengers that I didn't enjoy. :D

Or do you mean where to watch them online? Letmewatchthis has links to both the movies. Got to be easier then finding a place that still rents/sells them, the first one is 11 years old now. *whistle* 
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:iconphantomgirl:
Um....that's ok. I meant the first one. I'm buying the DVD's.
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:iconcaycowa:
Cool.
I wish you better luck then me. I couldn't find a single place that sold or rented them in my city when I was looking to re-watch them a couple of years ago. 
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SarianaJ Dec 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I wasn't a whovian when I watched Captain America the first time...them I watched it with my fellow Whovian friends after watching series 5 in 24 hours (the watching of which was interrupted by a few hours sleep and a trip to the spaceport in Liverpool to see a time traveler exhibition) and my brain died for a few hours...
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MichaelaRoberts Mar 17, 2014  Student Writer
My mind is beyond blown. Been watching marvel and dw for days now and it's starting to get to me O.O but I love them all the more!xD wonder how that works
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:iconcaycowa:
Funny how that's works out, eh? ;p
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Asezuna Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well... Tony's parents did die... O.o Even if it has nothing to do with him beginning to develop a heroic alterego. xD
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