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This review contains no useful information, almost like it's a joke.


Other fan-tastic Avenger movie reviews.

Captain America: The First Avenger

Toby Jones, who played the Dream Lord is in there.

That's cool.

Oh look he's wearing the same costume.

AAAAHHH! NIGHTMARES FOREVER!

Pros: Best musical number
Cons: Captain America doesn't punch Hitler. He punches an actor Hitler.

Bonus: DRUGS!

The Incredible Hulk 2008

We've sent a number of Agents to capture Bruce Banner.
I don't think he's gonna like that, I think he's gonna get real mad.

Pros: Purple goes good with green
Cons: The audience was probably drinking soda while watching this.

Bonus: FOREIGN LABOUR!

Iron Man

Turns out you don't need to have your parents be killed to become a kick-ass superhero.
You just have to be taken hostage and shot.

Pros: Robert Downey Jr.
Cons: Pepper Potts doesn't knee him in the crotch.

Bonus: WEAPONS!

Thor

About halfway through you're going to seriously wonder about Odin and Frigga's married life.
Odin: BTW, I have this baby, Thor from my first marriage. Raise him as your own.
Frigga: ....o.k
*One week later*
Odin: My dead Dad told me to abduct this infant, Loki. Raise him as your own.
Frigga: ......alright.
*One week later*
Odin: I think we should have some more babies together, you know in case of Ragnarok.
Frigga: Fine but we're locking those ones in the cupboard under the stairs till we need them.


Pros: LOL Thor gets run over a lot.
Cons: Kids are going to fail their Norse mythology exam.

Bonus: ILLEGAL ALIENS!


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:iconkreepingspawn:
=KreepingSpawn May 10, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
To be fair, Tony wasn't shot, he was blown up. ;)
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:iconcaycowa:
I think I might have been going for shot at. or blown up at.. Is blown up at a thing?
In any event I didn't phrase that so good.
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:iconeeveefennekinfan:
~EeveeFennekinFan May 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Kids are going to fail their Norse mythology exam."

So true!
Odin gave away one of his eyes for wisdom, HE DIN'T LOSE IT IN BATTLE!
Loki and Odin mixed blood, NOT ADOPTIVE SON
Thor has been told to have red hair, ODIN KNOWS WHY
AND SO MUCH MOAR >:c
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:icongingerbookworm:
omg, PLEASE do the other movie review comics!!!!! And I totally agree with the 2 hulk origin movies- the 2002 one was Shit with a capital S, and the 2008 one doesn't have Mark Ruffalo in...... the bastardos.
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:iconcaycowa:
Maybe. I don't know about all of them. I've been trying to write one for Thor.
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:icongingerbookworm:
OMG :noes: please do.....
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:iconaxeldemkakashi:
reading you description i have but one question: when does Pepper knee Stark in the crotch? What comic book/cartoon episode have i missed?
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:iconcaycowa:
Not anywhere that I'm aware of. I just would have enjoyed it if she did, what with the years (in the comics anyway) of lying to her about Iron Man's identity. Among other things. ;p
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:iconaxeldemkakashi:
Ah! I see, yeah i thought in the movie, when he got off the plane, she would have slapped him up in the car for worrying her so much
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