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Other fan-tastic Avenger movie reviews.

Captain America: The First Avenger

Toby Jones, who played the Dream Lord is in there.

That's cool.

Oh look he's wearing the same costume.

AAAAHHH! NIGHTMARES FOREVER!

Pros: Best musical number
Cons: Captain America doesn't punch Hitler. He punches an actor Hitler.

Bonus: DRUGS!

The Incredible Hulk 2008

We've sent a number of Agents to capture Bruce Banner.
I don't think he's gonna like that, I think he's gonna get real mad.

Pros: Purple goes good with green
Cons: The audience was probably drinking soda while watching this.

Bonus: FOREIGN LABOUR!

Iron Man

Turns out you don't need to have your parents be killed to become a kick-ass superhero.
You just have to be taken hostage and shot.

Pros: Robert Downey Jr.
Cons: Pepper Potts doesn't knee him in the crotch.

Bonus: WEAPONS!

Thor

About halfway through you're going to seriously wonder about Odin and Frigga's married life.
Odin: BTW, I have this baby, Thor from my first marriage. Raise him as your own.
Frigga: ....o.k
*One week later*
Odin: My dead Dad told me to abduct this infant, Loki. Raise him as your own.
Frigga: ......alright.
*One week later*
Odin: I think we should have some more babies together, you know in case of Ragnarok.
Frigga: Fine but we're locking those ones in the cupboard under the stairs till we need them.


Pros: LOL Thor gets run over a lot.
Cons: Kids are going to fail their Norse mythology exam.

Bonus: ILLEGAL ALIENS!


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:iconfiredrakess:
firedrakess Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015
Cute... If it makes you feel better, the Edward Norton Hulk film is the official cannon one for the marvel movies timeline. They've pretty much stricken the one with Eric Bana off the records. :D
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KatnessLovelace Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah.... I agree with that past one. Anyone else think they should reremake the hulk movies with Mark as Bruce so it makes since?
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caycowa Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014
:)
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KatnessLovelace Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:)
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PokeSpeBanette Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
nearly every single one of them is terrified and wondering 'wtf is going on' in that bit with the hulk
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caycowa Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014
lol oh yesh. :D 
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BlueMismar Featured By Owner May 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
love that Hawkeye's upside down!
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caycowa Featured By Owner May 26, 2014
Well spotted. :D 
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waz-bag-37 Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
love!
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner May 20, 2014
Thanks. :)
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:iconphantomgirl:
PhantomGirl Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014
Why are the Hulk movies bad?

(Is TRYING to see them but has no money this month.)
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caycowa Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
Their badness is mostly centred around the idea that they could have been so much better. 

(There's always the internet option, that's free.) 
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:iconphantomgirl:
PhantomGirl Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
......How?
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
It's been a while to give specific examples, but overall the movie dragged on in a lot of parts. It seemed like they picked all the boring dialogue, scenes and plots they could. I enjoyed the toxic soda bits in the second film but I'm not sure if that's there for comedic purposes.... >_>
Which is just a matter of personal preference as there wasn't a single Bruce Banner or Hulk scene in The Avengers that I didn't enjoy. :D

Or do you mean where to watch them online? Letmewatchthis has links to both the movies. Got to be easier then finding a place that still rents/sells them, the first one is 11 years old now. *whistle* 
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PhantomGirl Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
Um....that's ok. I meant the first one. I'm buying the DVD's.
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caycowa Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014
Cool.
I wish you better luck then me. I couldn't find a single place that sold or rented them in my city when I was looking to re-watch them a couple of years ago. 
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SarianaJ Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I wasn't a whovian when I watched Captain America the first time...them I watched it with my fellow Whovian friends after watching series 5 in 24 hours (the watching of which was interrupted by a few hours sleep and a trip to the spaceport in Liverpool to see a time traveler exhibition) and my brain died for a few hours...
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MichaelaRoberts Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Student Writer
My mind is beyond blown. Been watching marvel and dw for days now and it's starting to get to me O.O but I love them all the more!xD wonder how that works
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caycowa Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014
Funny how that's works out, eh? ;p
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Asezuna Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well... Tony's parents did die... O.o Even if it has nothing to do with him beginning to develop a heroic alterego. xD
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caycowa Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2013
They did but I don't think it contributed to his becoming a superhero, as much as Bruce Wayne's did. Mostly it just contributed to his alcoholism and devil may care attitude. 
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sonicpie1 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What about SpiderMan?
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caycowa Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013
More Uncle Ben's death then his parents'. 
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sonicpie1 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But his way of life is kinda on the sort of Uncle Ben which he has mentioned is like his father.
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caycowa Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013
Yes.

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The-Lady-Smaell Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I think I love you, not only did the comic make me :lmao: but your movie rundown literally had me stuffing a fist in my mouth because its really innappropriate to laugh where I am right now.

(Which if you're interested is in church because of work, not personal preference hence random dA surfing XP)
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caycowa Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
My work here is done. :bow: 
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Renee-Niels Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah, I couldn't sit through Thor... I kept going, "But- But- But that's not mythologically correct! QAQ " ... I'm a mythology nerd. =v=
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caycowa Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
Yes,yes, I'd imagine so. 
I suppose the way to go at it is like different interpretations.
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Renee-Niels Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
... My biggest problems were, one, Loki was Odin's BLOOD BROTHER, not his adopted son, so Thor was more like a blood nephew... And what the hell happened to Sif's golden hair!? That was a major point in one of Loki's assholish tricks, where he cuts her hair off while she's asleep and sells it to this pair of dwarves!
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caycowa Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013
Sif did have golden hair in the comics too, and Loki hacked it off. 

I like the change of Loki to Odin's adopted son since it gives greater balance/conflict to his relationship with Thor. Thor vs the guy he grew up with, more drama then Thor vs his 'uncle' his dad never could control. 
But it bugs me that Laufey's now his dad. Seriously Loki was the only one with a maternal last name and they changed it. ;_; 
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scrougeofares Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013
So Thor was Odin's son?
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scrougeofares Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013
Oops, I meant "wasn't"
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:iconcaycowa:
caycowa Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013
No, Thor is Odin's son.
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KreepingSpawn Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
To be fair, Tony wasn't shot, he was blown up. ;)
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caycowa Featured By Owner May 10, 2013
I think I might have been going for shot at. or blown up at.. Is blown up at a thing?
In any event I didn't phrase that so good.
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EeveeFennekinFan Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Kids are going to fail their Norse mythology exam."

So true!
Odin gave away one of his eyes for wisdom, HE DIN'T LOSE IT IN BATTLE!
Loki and Odin mixed blood, NOT ADOPTIVE SON
Thor has been told to have red hair, ODIN KNOWS WHY
AND SO MUCH MOAR >:c
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caycowa Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013
Lucky fans are real good at keep things straight. Like this is movie canon, but not comic canon, except in that one story where, and so on.

Thor was told to have red hair? Oh, I'd thought Loki had the red hair. Did they both?
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EeveeFennekinFan Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thor was. I don't think Lokis hair were confirmed.
For me it were black due to some comicbooks called Valhalla
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caycowa Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013
:nod: I'd thought it was the other way round. I'm no expert anyway. 
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EeveeFennekinFan Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well I got an NM book, it says Thors hair is red
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caycowa Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013
What is NM? Nortic Myth? 
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EeveeFennekinFan Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Norse Mythlogy, I were on my phone so I just made it shorter ^^
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gingerbookworm Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
omg, PLEASE do the other movie review comics!!!!! And I totally agree with the 2 hulk origin movies- the 2002 one was Shit with a capital S, and the 2008 one doesn't have Mark Ruffalo in...... the bastardos.
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caycowa Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
Maybe. I don't know about all of them. I've been trying to write one for Thor.
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gingerbookworm Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
OMG :noes: please do.....
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AxelDemKakashi Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012
reading you description i have but one question: when does Pepper knee Stark in the crotch? What comic book/cartoon episode have i missed?
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caycowa Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
Not anywhere that I'm aware of. I just would have enjoyed it if she did, what with the years (in the comics anyway) of lying to her about Iron Man's identity. Among other things. ;p
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AxelDemKakashi Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
Ah! I see, yeah i thought in the movie, when he got off the plane, she would have slapped him up in the car for worrying her so much
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caycowa Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
:nod:
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